1- Berlynn
2- Yuri Ivanov
3- Prizmatic
4- Matilda Bane
5- Wretch
6- Danielle Savage
7- Duke Rivera
8- Jaynee
9- Kamikahzee
10- Boris Gorsky
1.) Your characters get screennames.
Berlynn - StrwbrryGashez
Yuri - RedRevolution72
Prizmatic - Rainbeaux
Matilda - BattyPrincess
Duke Rivera - PsychoStud69
Danielle - GingerKidOi
Wretch - CrzyBtch2000
Jaynee - GuttrPrncess
Kami - StarvingArtist
Boris - ImTehBoss
2.) Describe a typical conversation between any two of these characters.
PsychoStud69 - Heey baby A/S/L?
GingerKidOi - Uuuuh, what?
PsychoStud69 - Saw yer profile pic, hot stuff.
GingerKidOi - Who is this?
PsychoStud69 - The man you've been waitin' for, Kitten
GingerkidOi - ...Doubtful.
PsychoStud69 - No doubt baby, let's meet up and you'll find out
GingerKidOi has gone idle
PsychoStud69 - Hellooooo?
3.) 5 (Wretch) takes 6 (Danie) to the zoo.
Wretch: Hahaha, little shits, look at em...I used to be one a you *face pressed against bars pointing at a monkey*
Danie: Dude are you on drugs?
Wretch: No, why you got some?
Danie: Why the hell would I bring drugs to the zoo?
Wretch: Why the hell WOULDN'T you?
Danie smacks forehead.
Wretch goes to the public bathroom to "powder her nose"
4.) 4 (Matilda) and 7 (Duke) enjoy a leisurely picnic lunch. What do they eat?
Matilda would eat fine cheeses, grapes and wine. Duke would eat BBQ ribs and corn on the cob.
5.) What is 2's (Yuri Ivanov) favorite read?
Hahaha the man who never reads. Maybe the news to catch up with local crime the media's picked up?
6.) 10 (Boris) is asked, "Where is Waldo"?
Vhy deh fuck vould I care, does he owe me money?
7.) 3 (Priz) is stranded in a desert. Who would he rather be stranded with, 1 (Berlynn), 4(Matilda), or 8(Jaynee)?
Not Berlynn cuz she's a stiff, maybe Mattie to use her wings for shade, probably jaynee because she's more fun.
8.) 9 (Kami) is asked to be a spokesperson for a company / cause. What does he / she choose, and why?
Marijuana Clinic? Cuz people need to relaaaax maaan
9.) 1 (Berlynn) and 2 (Yuri) are in a Disney movie together. What is the title?
Beauty and the Beast hahaha
10.) What is 1's (Berlynn's) biggest nightmare?
Losing her daughter most likely
11.) 8 (Jaynee) orders a pizza. What's on it?
Plain cheese, she's a mouse, duh.
12.) 6 (Danie) and 3 (Priz) become arch enemies in a comic book. What're their alterego names?
Danie - Fire Crotch
Priz - Rainbow Defender
13.) 5 (Wretch) has an irrational fear of:
EVERYthing haha.
14.) 2 (Yuri) asks 8 (Jaynee) on a date, y/n and why.
No because it'd never happen. Yuri likes powerful women and already has one that would chop his junk off if he asked Jaynee on a date, haha.
15.) 4 (Matilda) gives 1 (Berlynn) a present. What is it, and why?
Some sort of a weapon, pepper spray? Because Matilda's weird and likes weapons.
Now choose ten characters belonging to someone else to answer the next few questions.
1- Anechka
2- Klavdia
3- Jordy
4- Guliana
5- Viktorija
6- Christian
7- Maddox
8- Sid Vicious
9- Lah
10- Aramazd
1.) Your 4 (Matilda) and someone else's 1(Anechka), 5(Viktorija), and 9(Lah) are stuck in a carpool in traffic. How do they pass the time?
Oh good god....Poor Lah would be stuck driving, deemed the lowest on the social rung by the other three. Viktorija would be put off by Ane's aristocratic attitude and Ane and Mattie would have a bitch fight over who's queen bee. The bitch fight would turn into a bloody massacre of which only Lah would survive.
2.) Someone else's 10 (Aram) and your 6 (Danie) are having a contest. What is it, and why?
Who is less like the other? Because they have absolutely nothing in common xD
3.) Your 8 (Jaynee) and someone else's 8 (Sid) are asked to save the world. Result?
Sid would ultimately convince Jaynee that the world isn't worth saving and we'd all die a firey death whilst Jaynee and Sid die of a heroin overdose.
4.) Someone else's 5 (Viktorija) and your 2 (Yuri) are having a chess match. Who wins, and why?
Yuri, played a whole lot of mind flexing games while in "boot camp"
5.) Your 7 (Duke) and someone else's 7 (Maddox) are trapped in an elevator. What happens?
There would either be a whole lot of silence or a major brawl.
6.) Someone else's 6 (Christian) and your 3 (Priz) are invited to a tea party hosted by your 9 (Kami) and someone else's 3 (Jordy). Result?
Haha with those four, someone (most likely Jordy) would suggest that they ditch the tea for beer and body shots and the result would be several hang overs in the morning.
7.) Someone else's 1 (Anechka) and your 2 (Yuri) take a vacation to...
Awe how cute that it's the actual lovers. Well they'd probably take the newborn twins with them and go to NY and then off to Russia as Yuri's always promised Ane to take her there.
8.) Someone else's 8 (Sid), someone else's 4 (Mattie), and someone else's 9 (Lah) meet up with your 1 (Berlynn). What happens?
Sid would probably lewdly hit on each woman and probably be most successful with Lah, those two would go get intoxicated and have sex while Mattie and Berlynn stare at each other awkwardly.
10.) And finally, your 10 (Aramazd) and someone else's 2 (Klavdia) have a staring contest. What happens?
Lmfao, one's blind and the other only has one eye sooooo, it's hard to tell. Probably Aramazd because blind people can stare into eternity.









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